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Fall 21 - Shorties

by The New Old Distillery

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In the summer time we talked about summer jobs Now we're heading for the autumnal equinox If you've got just a minute of time You can listen to a song from a friend of mine and no it's not pandering to the Tik Tok generation It's the attack of the shorties, never saw it coming picked out some chordies, then I started strumming
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Old man in his robe and socks sitting on a fishing dock He's got nothing to prove He's got nothing to do Big fish swimming past Remembers a time when that old man would try and catch his ass Now that line won't even cast Nothing to do at all but sit around telling stories 'bout close calls
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For Sale: one condom, never used will trade for some baby shoes or a Hallmark card that says get well soon from your Caesarian Also seeking a PS5 some escape from adult life I've got to tell my folks my future wife's a Presbyterian They say it all happens for a reason so don't flee, son It's' just a season as the world turns I know they're right but I'm scared, I've never felt so unprepared with so much left to learn
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Are you a member of our rewards program? Save pennies when you purchase paper towels and ham The line is getting longer The pressure is getting stronger How much will you give away? What are you willing to pay?
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You seem a little down, my friend I’ve been on that train and back again Here’s a little something that you can try to make you happy to be alive Coffee in the afternoon when you’re morning joe goes too soon coffee in the afternoon ‘cause you’ve got a lot of shit to do
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We should really make some plans to get out of this cave I mean Ugga have you ever heard the sound of crashing waves And Glor we've never ventured past the tree that blocks the sky we just spend all our time killing stuff and trying not to die There must be more what are we even in this place for You remember when Glor got fat and then shit out that little man Who cried all day and couldn't hunt and we didn't understand But we just scratched our heads and grunted and went about our day That got me asking questions that I don't know how to say It makes me furious That you all aren't a little bit more curious So I'm packing up my club and I'm taking some of this meat And I am heading to where the ball of fire nightly goes to sleep And you can all fuck off or you can come along but Someday I'll be a legend and they'll put me in a song
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La ruta nos aportó otro paso natural Anita la gorda lagartona no traga la droga latina
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It wasn’t very long ago I can still remember how Biz Markie used to sing off key And every Thursday night I’d find Markie Post keeping Bull in line and brushing of John Larroquette's lechery It’s not just you and it’s not just me everyone knows these things happen in threes The Funky Bunch they oughta be concerned about this trilogy So if Wahlberg dies you heard it here first The power of the celebrity death curse But this one feels so specific it’s worse The week the Markies died
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I could sit here forever and watch the candle burn down I could listen to quiet for days I never caught on to this stop motion progress I like a moment that stays This could be gone with the snap of a finger Delicate fragile and real You can't hold on tightly but you can sit with it Try to remember the feel Sit still a while son Watch the color shift The world will run and follow the sun Sometimes we all need a lift I could sit here forever and watch the candle burn down Take in the glow of your face I never got the hang of this running in circles I could never get used to the pace

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released September 22, 2021

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